I laughed so hard I peed myself just a little. Do you want mine?

you dont have to buy any there’s loads on my neighbours washing line, I’ll rob a pair for ya

Goodwill or Salvation Army….they are the ones on the sale racks.

Where in the world do you play bingo? Where I go the ladies wear very clean polyester pants.

I’ve been trying to get pa out of his for a week…
here, they’re yours, no charge.

ma

I got a pair left over from an unfortunate chili incident I can let you have.

Hmm… The mall? Haha…

B 4… I get started You are one class act!! I know of someone But even you have standards!!! A classic in the making………..

wait
i’m almost done with this soup…….

well, since it’s casual night….ya oughta just wear your boxers…

Try Here:
Or try searching ebay =
Good Luck

What size? There’s a homeless guy
on the corner, and I think he’s dead.
I’ll trade you his pants for a copy of
the book.

Holy cow can’t you just where a house coat and slippers and leave it at that?

Is the Bingo Emporium closed now? How sad…. I used to….forget that bit….they used to have Red Spot specials and multi-colored Card-igans and a line of Rose colored pants, in-house brand…..so my grandma said…she would say if you wanted the bargains from the Special Bin go on Tuesdays early. Anyway that is no use to you now so…um…sorry…have a good night.